2 – Apparently he’s a 39-year-old Scottish journeyman who keeps destroying major champions and FedEx cup winners in the Middle East. He’s won back-to-back Dubai Desert Classics. Two. How exactly does this happen? Also, who the hell would want two of these sitting in their trophy room?
I mean, I’ll take the check but is it possible to pass on the trophy? What is that horn sticking out of it? I’m going to go out on a limb and say Stephen is probably flying commercial back to the EU and I would love to see him check that thing on his way home.